Friday, October 23, 2009

The Whimsical, Continuing Adventures of Murder Cat

It has been awhile since I mentioned Murder Cat. For those who haven't read, Murder Cat is a feral cat that was holding me captive in my house. Every time I walked outside my house, Murder Cat would attack my feet and try to eat me. Over time, his routine became tedious to me and I was tired of cowering behind the couch.. so I decided to feed him. He became much more pleasant to be around after that and I didn't have to budget near as much money for band-aids.

Last night I heard some strange sounds outside so I got up to see what was going on. I was specifically wondering if Murder Cat, was indeed, back to murdering something. After looking around for a few seconds, I spotted him across the street in the cemetery. He saw me too and came running to me across the busy four lane avenue. He then came to a dead stop in the middle of said street, sat down and proceeded to lick himself. When he sauntered up to me I told him that grooming simply wasn't that important and that whatever he was doing over in the cemetery wasn't any of my business but to leave my Mother alone.

The above picture is of Murder Cat attacking a menacing brick that was apparently taunting him. Murder Cat does not suffer fools, bricks, blades of grass, gust of wind, or any other objects tangible or intangible..lightly.


~Brittainy said...

I think All cats have a little murder in them!

Christy Jordan said...


Angie said...

Your writing is so funny! I had read some of your comments before at southern plate, thanks also for coming by my site! I love the crazy cat story. I have an old cat i'd be happy to part with, but cat's never run away, and him and my toddler son love each other, i think. Cat's are so weird.

Bill said...

Thanks for coming by Angie! Those cats have entertained me for quite awhile now..even with their psychosis. As I write, Murder Cat Fred is sleeping away on a chair on the front porch. Fred seems to be calming down a bit but there have been new specifically is Rocky. He is absolutely huge, My neighbor said that if she didn't know he was a cat she'd be scared to death.


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