Just went to 7-11 to get eggs and there was a lady standing outside the store. She didn't say anything to me when I walked in but when I came out she very excitedly asked "Can You Take Me To My House??!! Somebody Broke Into My House!! It's Just Right Over Here!!"
Well.. ok lady but answer me this:
Why are you standing outside a 7-11 if someone broke into your house? Did you run away? If so, why do you want to go back? If I know there are boogelers in my house I ain't going anywhere near it. I am hauling my fat hiney somewheres else and eating my weight in balogna sandwiches till I stop being scared.
Why aren't you walking towards your house if it's just "right over here?" Did you say to yourself "OH DEAR GOD THERE"S A BURGLAR IN MY HOUSE I NEED A SLURPEE!!!!"
No, probably not.
No.. the most logical answer is going to be that you are a "lot lizard" or in other terms..
A hooker. A lady of the evening. A prostitute.
You wait in parking lots and then ask for a ride from unsuspecting gentlemen and large women that wear plaid. When you get inside the car you offer forth the terms of an agreement that concludes with them handing over their money or being killed by your "manager" or you yelling out the window that you are being molested.
I'm sorry maam. I can't do that.
I can't give you a ride.
It just didn't add up.
By the way.. if I'm wrong.. I am SO, SO Sorry!
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