Friday, July 2, 2010

Tree Cat

After taking some of the feral cats to the Humane Society I found that news travels fast in the cat world and that the word was out that there were vacancies at my house. A new cat decided to move in. Apparently cats have their own social networking that rivals Facebook and MySpace.. and they interact solely by peeing on things. It seems so much more simple and cost effective than buying a computer and subscribing to internet services but for now I think I'll stick to the later of the two although I will certainly keep my options open just in case my financial situation should take a turn for the worse.

The new cat that moved in seems to live in a tree in my front yard. I do not think it's his particular choice of living arrangement but one that has been thrust upon him by the other cats that live under the house. For some reason the other cats derive a particular sense of glee from chasing him up the tree then lay in wait for some misstep that will bring him back down for them to murder or worse, sell him Amway. He is one of the ugliest cats I've ever seen and that could be good reason why they show disdain. I never knew cats were so shallow.

I have named this cat "Froggy Knotts". His meow sounds more like a frog's croak, especially when he is scared and wants me to rescue him, which is quite often. He also shakes like a leaf when he sees another cat and reminds me of all the characters that Don Knotts ever portrayed. Of course it could simply be that he has been approached by way too many Amway selling felines.

Froggy is very loving and affectionate. He will sit beside me on the couch and watch TV with me. He seems much more attentive to movies with Julia Roberts but when we watched "My Best Friends Wedding" he hopped down, went to the fridge and popped open a beer. I wouldn't have minded so much but it was my last one.

Froggy normally just stays in the tree, waiting for me to come outside where he can yell at me that the other cats won't let him come down out of the tree. I just tell him to suck it up because it's the same tree that I had to climb to get away from my older brothers when I was young. If I can do it.. so can he.

I've yet to discover how cats can communicate with one another by spraying urine all around the place. It obviously works just fine.

I will stick to my email and Facebook pages for now but if your front porch starts to obtain a less than fresh odor to it.. it may mean that I came to visit while you were not at home.. and I left a message.

9 comments:

Beachgirlusa said...

I only have one thing to say:

ROTFL!
LOLOLOLOLOL!

(P.S. Thx for always brightening my day:)

Bill said...

Heh.. Thank you kindly for the comment!

Mommy's Kitchen said...

My flower bed smells like cats. Bill have you been down in the Dallas area? you crack me up.

Bill said...

lol.. hmmm..of course not. Bill

P.S
You didn't happen to find a cell phone under the rose bushes did you?

Mommy's Kitchen said...

Nope no Cell Phone!!

Karen said...

As Roseann Roseanna Danna used to say..."it just goes to show ya...it's always something." I too wish cats communicated in a different way....
thanks for the laugh....Karen...(Susan's Friend)
;)

Bill said...

Susan.. Thanks for dropping by! Rosanne Rosanna Danna was a favorite of mine.. I can hear her now.. "Hey Froggy Cat.. why you always peein in my flower beds? Watchu tryin to do, make me sick?"

heh.. Have a wonderful day!

Judy T said...

Very funny - but I'm betting you actually love cats!!??

Did you read about the homeless woman who was living in a van with 23 cats and 2 dogs? A typical St. Louis story - over 95 degrees, she was parked in a covered garage at Harrah's Casino - a homeless woman gambling, while leaving her animals to cook in the van - and she wondered why they arrested her. Not sure if it was for the smell they left in the garage or her stupidity - a toss up for sure.

Bill said...

Judy.. No I didn't read about that. Sad case for sure. Cats are great.. as long as there aren't 20 of them hanging around lol.

Now there is an Blue Heeler dog that has started coming around. Took me 5 days to gain her confidence. Several people have stopped and tried to catch her. I will take her to the vet to see if she is micro-chipped as soon as I have her loyalty and I'm fairly sure she won't chew me to smithereens if I pick her up....

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