I was just in the local 7-11 and I suppose I have been going in there a bit too much. The clerks know me... maybe a bit too well..
I waited for the lady to get to the register from the task she was assigned to. When she walked up, she took a kleenex out and wiped her nose. She then took her index finger, held up the end of her nose and asked me..
"You see any boogers or snot in mah nose?"
I informed her that I did not.
Internally, I was gagging, externally, I was trying to remain poised. Coincidentally, the bag of peppered beef jerky I had just purchased, no longer held my interest.
Another point. My Cat, who I have affectionately named "Spiral Ham Cat" got into a fight with one of the local bully cats. He received a pretty big open head wound. I think I could see his skull. He was a feral cat who could not resist my sparkling personality. Well..that and the 20 pound bag of cat food I had purchased. I guess when you are used to eating moths, crickets and the dead carcasses of roadkill, Cat food is quite the temptation.
I could not pet him. The wound obviously wasn't bothering him much but it sure bothered me. He tried to rub up against me but I simply could not let him. I had to push him away several times. Yes it may sound cruel but it would have been much worse if I perhaps..threw up on him. I'm pretty sure it would have affected our relationship for quite a while.
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It's difficult to make me laugh out loud (even though I have a good sense of humor and find many things amusing) but you are hilarious! I wish you'd post everyday.
Thank you beachgirl! I appreciate it so much. I have had such writers block here lately. I'm hoping it goes away quickly. Again, thank you for your comment!
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